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Friday, February 18, 2011

My New Thingamajig....

This is my new thingamajig. 

If you can overlook its slightly obscene shape which brings to mind a certain part of the male anatomy, it really is a nifty little gadget.  Technically, it is called an FM modulator.  I got introduced to its existence one fine day while getting a ride in a colleague's car.  Noticing this curious looking object sticking out of the dashboard, I naturally asked the owner what it was for.  Whaddya know?  The FM modulator can bascially play MP3 files off your thumb drive or SD card via the car radio when you tune it to one of the available radio frequecies!  To say that I was gob-smacked that such technology existed does not adequately express how amazed and excited I was.  OK, OK.  I admit.  I work in the IT line but I am not exactly the most tech savvy person around.  My phone is a Nokia antique from 10 years ago (that's another story), I still have a cassette player in my room and there is nary an X-box or PS3 in sight in my house.

Anyway, let me put into perspective why I was so excited.  I drive a Proton Saga that rolled out of the assembly line more than 15 years ago and it does not exactly come equipped with fancy accessories.  Though I love the Proton (again, another story here), I had to live with a crackly radio, spoilt cassette deck and no CD or MP3 player for quite a while.  So, the discovery of the FM modulator opened a whole new world of music for me when I drive.  Not too long after that Eureka moment, I got my gagdet at the Jusco store.  Please also let me state clearly here that in my defence, I didn't notice the obscenity while it was in its packaging.

Though it didn't come with any instructions, it was simple enough to set up.  All I had to do was plug in the SD card containing my music files into the slot. 

Then, I started up the car, pulled out that cigarette ligher thingy from the plug where you can charge your handphones, and plugged in the modulator.  Next was to select a radio channel, check the frequency, and tune the modulator to the same frequency.  My car was soon filled with my favourite sounds from Aerosmith, Matchbox Twenty and Annie Lennox.  Heaven!



Now, my fine friends who have been relentlessly telling me to ditch my car, since the Proton is now further upgraded with this latest add-on, why in the world would I ever need to buy a new car???!

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

You Know It's CNY When...

You know it's Chinese New Year when...
1. The rainy days stop and the blistering hot sunny days start
2. Your days become an orgy of pineapple tarts, peanut biscuits and mandarin oranges
3. Your waistline starts expanding at an alarming exponential rate of growth
4. Your eardrums are filled with the incessant chatter of relatives and kids, peppered by the occasional explosions of firecrackers
5. You forego washing your hair and sweeping the floor for fear that you will wash away all your prosperity and luck
6. You start calculating the net profit or loss for all the angpows you have given out compared to all the angpows you received and wondering whether it is ever going to even out (applicable for the married)
7. You start calculating the net profit for the angpows you have received compared to the net profit for the angpows you received last year and wondering whether it is ever going to cover the inflation rate (applicable for the singles)
8. Your fingers start itching for the feel of mahjong or cards and your mind is obsessed with whether the new red underwear this year is going to help you get revenge from your friends for the losses incurred last year....

Happy New Year everyone!  May you be bouncing with health, hopping with happiness, and multiplying your wealth like rabbits!